After Glow
After the eclipse, her pupils grew so black I couldn't see her irises,
but there was something burning behind them that stung my eyes. It made
me want to shade them with my old Foster Grants, but I didn't want to
hurt her feelings; instead, I walked the dog. When I returned,
she hadn't moved, and there was a burning corona over her head. She
reached up and lit a cigarette with it. The dog crawled under the
coffee table. Are you angry about something? I asked. She
wouldn't speak; she just stood there staring holes into the upholstery,
holes into the rugs, holes into the shadows on the wall. The holes
looked like floaters, and for a second, I wondered if my vitreous was
pulling away from my retina. When the holes disappeared, she was
squinting her eyes. "Walk in front of me now, but slowly," she
said. I did, and our light disappeared.
Gorilla
Missed
"There's a gorilla loose," my lover shouted. She was in her nightshirt,
and it was the first time she'd been out of bed in a week. She
was seeing it in all the mirrors in our room, but it didn't seem to
scare her. I didn't see it anywhere. She looked really good in her
nightshirt, though it was a little too tight, and I'd never noticed
before how expansive her hips were. I tried to lure the ape out of its
hiding place with a banana bread loaf I had baked the night before, but
it was gone, not a crumb left. She claimed it was the gorilla who
ate the bread. "She's in heat," my lover said. I didn't understand how
a gorilla could hide in such a small apartment, how I wouldn't see it.
Did you ever see it before you met me? I asked. She looked at me
with her tropical green eyes. "No," she said, smiling a toothy grin.
Her unusually long arms reached around my neck—I thought to kiss me—but
instead she grabbed a spider between her pincer nails and squished
it—then licked it off her furry fingertips. "I love you," I said. Her
body emitted a repulsive, but beguiling odor. "Do you love me too?" I
asked. With a grunt that reminded me of something you'd hear on the
nature channel, she tossed me over her shoulder and carried me into
bed, which was now covered in vines and yellow leaves.
Selfies
with a Bald Man and a Monkey
She was feeling sad again so one day she invited the lonely bald man
into her house for tea. "I won't come in," he said, "unless my monkey
can come too." She stood at the front door of her cottage, staring at
the two of them. The monkey was definitely more energetic. He had a
wise yet mirthful face, and wore a cute little military cap. On the
other hand, the man had a large head, a morose sleepy face and a red,
lumpy nose. "Of course, you both can have tea with me," she said, glad
that the lonely bald man had a companion. They both looked so nice next
to each other on her flowered sofa that she wanted to photograph them.
She aimed her cellphone and said, "Cheese," thinking they might smile
or laugh, but the two of them broke into tears. She squeezed between
them and put her arms around them, and they snuggled in tight. Then she
took a group selfie. First, she kissed the man on the cheek, who
blinked several times, and next she kissed the monkey, who brightened
up with a big human smile. Then, she took another selfie, hoping to get
it right, but in this one, the man and his monkey looked so happy
together that she began to cry.
Jeff Friedman is from Chicago. His latest (tenth) book of poetry and
prose poetry, Ashes in Paradise
(Madhat Press, 2023). His work has appeared in American Poetry Review, Poetry, Poetry
International, Dreaming Awake: New Contemporary Prose Poetry from the
United States, Australia and the United Kingdom, New England Review,
Best Microfiction 2021, 2022, 2023, and 2024, SurVision, and The New Republic. He has received
an NEA Literature Translation Fellowship.
Meg Pokrass lives in Scotland. She is the author of nine collections
of flash fiction and two novellas in flash. Her work has been published
in three Norton anthologies of flash including Flash Fiction America, New Micro, and Flash Fiction International; Best Small
Fictions 2018, 2019, 2022, and
2023; Wigleaf Top 50; as well as in Electric Literature, McSweeney's,
Washington Square Review, Split Lip, storySouth, and Passages North. Her new
collection, The First Law of Holes:
New and Selected Stories by Meg Pokrass, is forthcoming from
Dzanc Books in late 2024.